Recap: Drunk Dude got schooled by a passing jogger on his vices…
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Drunk Dude hobbled back in irritation to the Drunk Pirate, “Did ya hear that my dude? He called me a druggie!”
Drunk Pirate: You a man of powder and potions bucco?
Drunk Dude nodded sagely, “You know what? I am. That’s a better way to put it. Its medicine for the soul—“
“—sailing you to a hundred shores!!!” The Pirate cut in and sang.
Drunk Dude stilled and thought a second. “and so what if I rolled up a doobie…” he trailed, eyeing the pirate expectantly.
“I’d say, gimme a whiff o’ that goodness matey!” The Pirate finished.
Drunk Dude joined in the pirate’s raucous laughter, sighing. “….and the doctors will agree.”
TBC
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SoulStuff 
Medicine for the soul and money for those who will sustain electoral bonds.
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Yep absolutely. Sad truths nobody cares about
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Medicine for the soul. Ah! We get it too matey
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Drunk pirates can come to TN schools. He should taste the chocolates too. You have described an unforgivable period in our history.
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Oh dear!
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