On Omniscient Beings

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Recap: Time Travelling Drunk Pirate and Modern Drunk Dude are harmonizing when…

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Drunk Dude and Drunk Pirate were in the middle of their off-key merry song when a deep voice from above thundered. “Shut your pie holes! Some of us have work tomorrow!”

The Drunk Pirate halted abruptly. Swiveling his head up and around, “By the Jolly Roger! ‘Tis the voice of God himself” he exclaimed, bewildered.

Drunk Dude squinted into the darkness above. “Oh Phil, my dude. Who ya lyin to? Ur a bum.”

In an instant, Pirate seemed to sober up. “Shhh…shh, matey,” he said, clumsily covering the dude’s mouth with his big hand. “I may sail the high seas, but I don’t trifle with the Lord.”

Drunk Dude removed the Pirate’s hand and snorted, “Lord? Hear that Phil? U a lord of no fun.”

Drunk Dude cupped his hands at yelled above, “I’ll sing ya to sleep Phil, nighty night.”

Again the Pirate tried to shush the Drunk Dude, glancing at the sky worriedly, “Matey, ye be bringin’ trouble ‘ere. The Lord don’t slumber. Not ever.“

Drunk Dude slapped the Pirate on the back. “Where u been livin my dude? Look around you. All the lord does now is sleep.” He assured.

Drunk Pirate: Truly?

Drunk Dude leaned in conspiratorially, “Mm-hmm. And get this: With his eyes wide open!”

TBC

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